an unhinged
board game about chaotic adulting

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Photo of board game laid out. Features board, character cards, bounce back cards, and playing cards.

the gist

Last player on the board wins.

Roll the die + draw cards to move around the board, playing to your character’s strengths.

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Use special powers to give yourself a boost or attack others, pushing them closer to a Rock Bottom death.

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Don’t read? Here’s a video ►

meet the players

An illustrated woman with glasses and short hair wearing an apron, holding a watering can and a small pot, with text that reads 'fruity barista' at the bottom.

Illustration of fruity barista. "Overworked and underpaid. They majored in art history with a minor in gender studies. "

Illustration of girlboss. "She’s at the top of the MLM pyramid. She didn’t talk to the losers in high school, but now reaches out via DM with a 'Hey girlie!'"

Illustration of a confident woman with long hair, wearing a black shirt with rolled-up sleeves, earrings, and a slight smile, set against a pink background with the word "girlboss" written at the bottom.

A cartoon illustration of a man with curly brown hair, wearing a brown blazer over a black shirt, and a necklace. The background is a solid brown color, and the word 'zaddy' is written on the bottom.

Illustration of Zaddy. "Charming and  fine as hell. His swagger will get anyone preggo with one look."

Illustration of a young man with styled hair holding a coffee cup, wearing a hoodie and a vest, with the text 'finance bro' at the bottom.

Illustration of finance bro. "Big money and overcompensation. There’s only one thing bigger than his 401k."

Illustration of a girl with braided hair, wearing a green vest and a black shirt, with the words 'horse girl' at the bottom.

Illustration of horse girl. "She galloped in gym class and bit people in school. As an adult, she grew out of the biting but still love horses more than humans."

A cartoon character wearing a black hat and black shirt with social media icons, taking a selfie with a smartphone, with the caption "clout chaser" at the bottom.

Illustration of Clout Chaser. "They stir up sh!t and ride the wave. No one is safe when likes are on the line."

we also don’t read

(JK. We’re women owned and read a lot of smut.)

Watch + learn how to play.

Made for 2-6 players

For ages 18+

45 minute play time

what the creator’s friends think

hilarious

“I’ll play it more than once... because she’ll make me. It is pretty funny. I’ll give her that.”

Jen K.

entertaining

“Better than binge watching the same TV series for the fourth time this year.”

Erin S.

mimics my life

“Made me realize rock bottom is real and I’ve hit it. Fun game.”

Kennedee W.

join the chaos

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